Lesson Plans

So since I have been in Isolation, among playing 337 Solitaire games (winning 281 of them) and rereading the Twilight series and Memoirs of a Geisha, I have actually been trying to do something constructive. The Admin here are forming a Summer TIP for children and wanted to know if I would like to put some meat on the curriculum skeleton they made. So basically, I have to prepare for lesson plans for 7 days, including skits and activities for an unknown amount of kids. The kids range in age from 9-16 and some will be there some days, some will be there other days. So basically any activity I come up with will not be liked by some of them because 9 to 16 is such a vast range. Their English levels range from non-existent to proficient. I've been working all morning on trying to come up with this, but basically....
This is the VBS from hell!