Tuesday, December 29, 2009
Just Because Beijing Isn't Cold Enough....
that's nearly sixty degrees below freezing.
As a matter of fact, the only thing that seperates it from the region known as Siberia is an imaginary line on the nap that separates China and Russia. Half of us are not only going there, but going there in January to see the Ice Festival, while the other-perhaps more sensible-half are going to tropical Yunnan.
Of course, I'm going with the Harbin group. Why? Well for one, the Ice Festival is internationally famous and two, it boils down to bragging rights. Anyone can go to a tropical city in the middle of winter, but it takes someone special to get excited to go much farther north. But you have to admit, that's a darn good tourism board right there. Somewhere back in time, somebody asked the question "How can we make a city in northern China the most popular tourist destination...in wintertime?"
Alaska, take note.
Friday, December 25, 2009
It's Christmas Time in the City
The student response was tremendous to say the least. I felt like I was a rock star. Nearly every student crowded around to try to take a picture and were just insanely happy that we were spending some time with them on our important holiday. To give you an idea of the rock concert like conditions here's some pictures Geoff took of them taking pictures of us...

It was crazy, we ended up singing every song we knew and then some and still they wanted more.

Then today on Christmas, we had a short Christmas skit and because of the holiday itself we were able to be a lot more bold and do the entire Christmas story as well as read some passages from Luke and Isaiah. I'm not sure how much the students got out of it but it felt really good to be able to do this and we even got it cleared by our liason, a registered Party member who insisted we tell the entire biblical story in order to give all the facts about Christmas. Amazing.
Tuesday, December 22, 2009
Christmas Come Early
Inside the first box, we found this note:

Sunday, December 20, 2009
Caption Contest
Friday, December 18, 2009
I Will Never Get Christmas Materialism
and as I'm in there "Joy to the World" begins to play....
In Chinese.
In case you are not quite aware of the imagery of this song, let's have a Chinese lesson...
Joy to the World, the Lord has come.
huān téng de shì jiè, shàng dì lái le。
Let Earth receive her king!
huān téng de shì jiè, shàng dì lái le。
Let every heart prepare Him room,
ràng wǒ men měi gè rén xīn zhōng tā zhǔn bèi shì,
And Heaven and nature sing
yǔ tiān dì zì rán chàng
How much profit do you have to turn before you can openly flaunt tense regulations?
Sunday, December 13, 2009
Somehow "ō shèng dàn shù!" just doesn't have the same ring....
Thursday, December 10, 2009
New Session Update
Monday, December 7, 2009
What Are The Odds?

Saturday, December 5, 2009
New Students Arrive Tomorrow
Sunrise Sunset.
However, this time is a little different as I'm co-facilitating a class. I've never shared a class before so this will be more than a little interesting. My partner is Brandon, who has been here about half a year longer than I. We spent most of the day prepping for the session and comparing lesson plans. We'll see how it goes =)
Tuesday, December 1, 2009
A Picture's Worth a Thousand Words
Sunday, November 29, 2009
Beijingle Bells!
Geoff's PicasaWeb
Friday, November 27, 2009
Thanksgiving
OK, I'll tell you.
It's just like any other day. Thanksgiving is a strictly American holiday so the vast majority of the sutdents weren't even aware of the holiday. It's kind of like Americans and Boxing Day. You are aware it exists, and it's even on some calendars but you have no ideas on the specifics besides the fact that its celebrated in some other country. As far as the American staff here, there was really nothing special to commemorate the day. On Sunday, however, there is talk of a pot luck. Certain things are pretty hard to get such as turkey, cranberry sauce, real gravy, and stuffing but we'll see how it turns out.
Monday, November 23, 2009
For Once, the Rich White Man Has All The Power :)
The Internet died here this morning and it's looking like it won't be repaired for a solid ten days to two weeks. There was much wailing and gnashing of teeth on this morning, but it barely affects me. I have had my own internet, DanNet, for a few months now. Yesterday, it was TIP Net, ChinaNet and DanNet. Now it's only DanNet. Effective this morning, I own a full monopoly on Internet services for this campus.

People soon realized that I had nternet, so they were saved! Of course I was happy to help them...for a nominal fee. I may not have a master's in international economics but there is a few things I have learned...among them being Supply and Demand. Since this break in service occurs on Thanksgiving Week, I am giving people one free hour during ideal American calling hours to contact home. It got so bad that earlier the Dean of the entire campus was in my room, asking (and paying) to use DanNet. However, most people can't seem to understand why I don't just set up my router for everyone to use. After all, be a nice person and all that. The answer comes from the Gospel According to Dan:
"At that time, TIP will be like ten facilitators who turned on their computers and went out to check their email. Nine of them were foolish and one of them was wise. The foolish ones depended on the campus for their Internet, the one who was wise bought his own equipment. The email was a long time in loading, and they all became impatient and did other things. At noon, the cry rang out: “Here is the proxy to load your email, come out and install it!”Then all the facilitators got back to their computers. The foolish ones said to the wise “Give us some of your bandwidth, for ours is really slow.”“No” he replied, “there may not be enough for both you and me. Instead, go to those who sell wi-fi and buy some for yourselves.”But while they were off campus, the router broke. And the one who was wise, turned on his own equipment and checked his email, and updated his blog. And the internet was password protected.Later, the others also came. “Sir! Sir!” they said, “Unlock the internet for us!” But he replied, “I tell you the truth, I will not.”Therefore keep watch, because you do not know the day or the hour when the router shall break."
Saturday, November 21, 2009
The Roomie's a Shutterbug
http://picasaweb.google.com/geoffrey.hill/First17Days#
you can get some good shots of our campus as well as our students here.
Wednesday, November 18, 2009
How To Lose Guan Xi...in Color!
It looked something like this...

A citation is pretty much just a reminder to use English and a warning that if you get enough of them, you're in trouble. The first citation is practically meaningless, but the students didn't see it that way and were quite upset with Julia for giving him one since it was only a few words. Well rules are rules so Julia didn't bend on it, and seeing as though she is my boss, I didn't either. So today, the students sat on the complete opposite ends of the table crowding each other so not as to have to sit near Julia.

Hey, at least it built class unity. :)
Tuesday, November 17, 2009
Snow Problems
Heavy snowstorms in northern China have killed at least 32 people today, according to officials. More than 15,000 buildings had collapsed due to large amounts of snow and 300,000 hectares of winter crops were destroyed, according to the Chinese Ministry of Civil Affairs.
The ministry estimated that 9.6 million people were affected in some way by the snows, and a further 166,000 people were evacuated from their homes. Most of the deaths were caused by traffic accidents, the ministry said.
Heavy snowfall started on Monday in central and northern parts of China, including the provinces of Hebei, Shanxi, Henan, Hubei, Shaanxi, and Shandong. The capital of Beijing was struck by three successive snowfalls, and dozens of flights at airports were canceled or delayed. Beijing and the surrounding area is not very well equipped to handle the snows, as they have few de-icing supplies or snowploughs.
The snowfalls are the heaviest in China since records started being kept in 1949, according to the civil affairs ministry. State media suggested some of the snowfall was started artificially, by cloud seeding.
Sunday, November 15, 2009
This Just Isn't Right....
How come he didn't have to go through seven days of isolated quarantine like every other foreigner in the country?
What's More Annoying Than a Gloating Packers Fan?
Schedule
7:15 - Wake up.
8:00 - 9:50 Class starts. I usually try to be there at least 20 minutes early. My class this session is very low in English speaking ability so it often involves a lot of repeating things and learning to talk very slowly.
10-12 - I use this time to catch up on other things that are happening or will happen throughout the day.
12-1245 Lunch. I sit with my class and get asked the same questions every day. (Do you have a girlfriend? Do you like Chinese food? Do you miss America? Have you ever been to *insert rural province here*? What do you think of China? Doyouhaveagirlfriend? DoyoulikeChinesefood? DoyoumissAmerica? Whatistheairspeedvelocityofanunladenswallow? Haveyoueverbeento*insertruralprovincehere*? WhatdoyouthinkofChina?Doyouhaveagirlfriend?DoyoulikeChinesefood?DoyoumissAmerica?Haveyoueverbeento*insertruralprovincehere*?WhatdoyouthinkofChina?)
As you can see, it all kind of runs together after a while. They will ask these same questions every day for the entire three weeks.
1-4. I use this time to prep for my next class and/or sneak in a nap.
4-5 - Physical exercise time. This is a challenge to plan for. Our director wants the students to have more exercise in the day so he wants us to incorporate a game time. This is pretty hard when you have 30 plus students all in their late twenties to mid forties, who are also business professionals. There are just some things you can't do. ("red rover, red rover, send the primary school headmaster for Chaoyang District right over!") So coming up with a new activity each day that not only suits the students, but the weather as well is a challenge to say the least. Speaking of the weather, we now put things in the refrigerator to keep them from freezing solid. I left a can of soda on my window sill last night and this morning it was rock hard. It turned out alright as now I am enjoying a nice Coke slushie.
5-5:50 - Club time. This is another class that the students go to where they learn more about western things, such as holidays, sports, etc. The lesson planning for this is pretty easy but sometimes it gets a little fun trying to fill an hour talking about Thanksgiving. Go ahead, write down everything you know and do for thanksgiving. See if it takes you more than ten minutes.
6-6:50 - Dinner. See "Lunch"
7-8 - Reading time in the classroom. The students head back to the classroom and fill their minds with new information from American magazines and English language newspapers. Then they write a summary of the article as well as any new words they have learned while doing so. And that's the way it works in theory... In reality, I spend most of my time reminding them to do this, because students seem to think this is "The Sun is Down So I Officially Don't Have to Do Any Work Now" Time. For others, it is "I Don't Understand Any of This So I'm Just Going to Sit Here and Pretend" They are firm believers in the philosophy of "Asking Questions Only Makes It Harder."
Still others follow the more leisurely way "I Bet I Can Sneak A Quick Cigarette and Cell Phone Call Since We're Not Really Doing Anything Now." Time.
8-Only God Knows When - Staff Meeting. Normally pretty quick unless somebody asks an inane question or brings up a controversy about the schedule or something else completely off focus. Somebody always does.
That's the end of my work day, so after that I find time to relax and catch up on things in America and there's always a conversation I look forward to that makes everything better at night. So if you're wondering why I don't post more often, it's because the schedule hasn't deviated from the above in a while. I post when I have news that I feel is worth sharing, hence the title "News From Dan". If I posted everyday, it would be the "Daily Grind From Dan" and who would want that?
Tuesday, November 10, 2009
The Layouts....They Are a'Changing!
You can thank the blog's makeover on the new roomie, Geoff. Back in Cincinnati, he owned his own graphic design firm, so tonight was a night of hexadecimal color codes, CSS code and Macromedia Fireworks. Getting into the technical side of things, this blog is best viewed in Mozilla Firefox. If you don't have it, get it at mozilla.com. It's easy, it's free and it's a heck of lot better than Internet Explorer. You win, Caitlin.
Monday, November 9, 2009
What Kind of 401(k) Does the Kingdom of Heaven offer?
As for me, it doesn't really bother me. I have enough saved over from previous months to tide me well into 2010 and I know that I'll get paid eventually. I'm really not concerned about this at all, and myself and a few others as well as the leadership here have been trying to convince the others, most notably the new recruits, to put down the pitchforks and torches and listen to some reason. There are three main reasons why I am not worried or upset about a delayed paycheck, er..stack of bills. They are as follows.
The first one is cultural. This is China. If any place in the world is going to act the opposite of America, it's going to be China. While a set standard of pay (such as every Friday, or the first and fifteenth) is the standard in America, such agreements are practically non-existent anywhere in China. Employees either work on commission, or know that they will receive an envelope filled with cash sometime during the month. Delays happen. It may not be as efficient as the American system, but it works and it's the culture. Frankly, I'm not one to mess with the system that pays over a billion and a half people. That seems dangerous. Sure, it's different from what we know and love. But so are squat toilets, boiled intestine surprise, and room temperature beer. But we got used to them. Doesn't mean we have to like them, but it does mean we have to go by them. When in Rome and all that.
Second reason is our employer. We work for ESEC who in turn has a partnership with Peking University. One of the largest and most prestigious (if not the most prestigious)university in all of Asia. Hilary Clinton and Obama have both left slime trails on the main campus on their official visits. The founder of modern China and the guy whose mug graces all the bills on the country started out as the librarian at Peking University, or Beida as it's more colloquially called. It has around 50,000 students in 14 major departments and operates large hospitals, printing houses, research centers, and many more things. You can't go five feet in downtown Beijing without seeing the Beida logo on something. ESEC is one fish in a very busy river. So expecting that they will be consistently on time with the pay of a mere twenty five or so foreigners on a slightly backwater campus, in a culture where the myriad professors and deans themselves probably don't have this luxury, is ridiculous. Delays happen. Especially when you have our location on the totem pole. It's selfish and dangerously ethnocentric to think that special privileges should be extended to you just because you are used to something else.
The third reason is the most important. None of us are here for the money, as what we make here translates into roughly minimum wage in America for much more than 40 hours a week. Even if you did come to China for the money, almost any other English program will pay more. We came, all of us, because we were called by a higher authority. I, for one, think it shows a lack of faith to suggest that the One who called us here would abandon our financial needs when we got here. Sure it might stretch us a little, (for instance, I can remember when I was 12 hours away from complete homelessness on the streets of Seoul with no cash whatsoever) but that only serves to increase our faith. Now, I'm not saying I don't care about money whatsoever, that's most certainly not true, but I'm not going to completely lose focus on my purpose for being here just because I'm getting paid a bit late. Paul's first letter to Tim he says "Having food and clothing, with these we shall be content." Food? Check. Maybe not always the best looking and/or tasting but I have it. Clothing? Check. And quite stylish may I add. Content? That's what we need to be working on now.
So basically what I have been trying to say to those who are stressed about our financial crisis here is, Chill out. He's in control. The new session starts tomorrow. Do your job and Friday will be here before you know it.
Friday, November 6, 2009
Tuesday, November 3, 2009
Things That Please Dan
- 1.5 kuai Tsingtao
- the new coffee machine on campus.
- chahshka!
- temperatures that are above freezing, for a change.
- www.youku.com
- the Dallas Cowboys defense
- the lack of same on the New York Giants
- being able to actually watch these games
and lately,
- getting up in the morning and finding out that Republican governors are elected in two states that went blue a year ago.
- checking again to find out that Maine voters defeated a gay marriage bill.
- doing a little research that shows Maine is the 31st straight state (no pun intended) that has shot down gay marriage amendments. You think that when every state it has been introduced in, including California and Vermont -- the two most supportive states--it might be time to give up the idea. Not being able to get this bill passed in either of those states nor any other state is akin to not being able to pass a pro cattle raising amendment in Texas, Wyoming, or Oklahoma.
I know that this isn't a political blog, and for my part I have tried my best to keep it that way, but every once in a while it's a good thing to let ol' Dan have his say. Thanks!
Monday, November 2, 2009
Weekend Update
Saturday
I didn't even realize it was halloween until I stopped by an American chain restaurant for dinner and the waitresses were dressed up. I guess that's what happens when you're not surrounded by constant commercial advertising. =)
That night we had a quick Halloween party that was a lot of fun with the theme being "scary things."
For example...

Then Sunday morning, I woke up and heard what sounded like soft rain falling, so I opened up my curtains to find that the city had been coated in a fresh layer of snow overnight. My guesstimate was four inches in some places. No, this isn't usual. It snows in Beijing, but not this early!

Finally, today was a busy one. Four in the morning found my boss Holly and I headed out to Lush to actually watch the Vikings-Packers game, courtesy of the NFL posting the game online (for a not-so-nominal fee of course...) and then this being Holly's birthday, Brett Favre won the game for her and we took her out to dinner at the Kro's Nest, an American style pizzeria with family style dining. The Kro's Nest has several plaques at the entrance declaring it to have won The Family Friendly Award for such and such a year and Excellence in Family Dining for another year by this and that organization. They even had coloring pages and crayons for the kids, which is pretty rare for Beijing.

yes, that is Kaptain Kro smoking a cigarette while bringing you alcohol. In "the most family friendly restaurant of 2008."
Tuesday, October 27, 2009
New Layout
So the people have spoken and Alternate Banner Number Three was chosen. However, after uploading it and changing the header, apparently it has decided it doesn't want to accept the nomination and refuses to show. I'm working on this problem as best as I can through my blogspot proxy (as remember this whole blog network is blocked in China) I expect to have a solution in place in the next couple of days. In the meantime, show some pride and vote in the new poll!
From Awesome to Evil...
So yesterday, I thought i would play a little prank on my students. :)
We have this game where I play an American song that is either medium or low speed and ask questions about the lyrics, to make sure they are paying close attention. The student who answers the most questions correct gets a small prize or privilege, basically it's an honor thing.
Students usually really like this game and so yesterday morning I told my class,
"OK. I really don't want to have to listen to 41 speeches. Very long. SO how about this. I will play a song where a man talks about some places he has traveled. If you can write down the names of the cities he mentions in this song, I will count that as evidence of growth in your English and you will not have to give a speech. Well, this went over really excitedly and I reminded them that they needed to write down the names of the cities.
Yes! Yes! We understand! PLAY THE SONG! PLAY THE SONG!
I have seen hobos concentrate on powerball tickets less intently than my students were waiting for the song that would deliver them from giving their speech. Or so they thought.
The song I played? I've Been Everywhere Man. by Johnny Cash. If you're not familiar with it, here are the lyrics
http://artists.letssingit.com/johnny-cash-lyrics-ive-been-everywhere-t9jndr2
Over 100 cities spoken in just over 3 minutes. My students faces fell almost as soon as their eyes started to get wider and wider.
Speeches began today. :)
Friday, October 23, 2009
Inspirational Poster

Wednesday, October 21, 2009
"We're Taking Care of It...."
Well the deadline for when the government was two days ago and alas no heat. Just cold iron pipes in a concrete/marble floor (read: colder INSIDE than OUTSIDE) Our university officials said they were aware of the problem and were working on a solution. Wasting no time, the next day their solution was in place. Wool blankets were handed out to all the staff, free of charge.
Monday, October 19, 2009
Student Journals
"Last night. I was sad. Because my wife was crying in my sell phone as my daughter left at 8:00 in the evening with her grandparents. My parents-in-law. My wife was crying and crying she was so alone.What a sad thing she meet! No one to talk to, to play with, to share love with. I could say nothing to her except "I love you. Don't cry." Even this, she did not know what is meaning. Because she can not speak English and I am not allowed to speak Chinese to give the comfort to her. Because she is so alonely. I walked back to Dormroom. My tears falled down. I miss my wife very much. I will work very hard in TIP so this will be worth it."
Friday, October 16, 2009
New Layout

This is Alt Picture 1

This is Alt Picture 2

This is Alt Picture 3
and of course you have the option of retaining the current image.
Happy voting :)
Thursday, October 15, 2009
Eating With Dragons
Sunday, October 11, 2009
Tuesday Morning Football
Last Tuesday morning (Monday evening in the states) we woke up at 7 to get to a pretty trendy coffee shop in an international district to watch the packers/vikings game. You have to understand that the NBA is huge over here and MLB is not far behind. Mention NFL and they draw blanks. However, if you are lucky, you can sometimes catch a game on an American network like ESPN. However, ESPN Asia gives Asian sports preference (imagine that) so instead of seeing one of the biggest NFL games of the season, it was Kyoto University women's rowing finals. On ESPN.
Not cool.
So we were frantically trying to find a way to watch the game online because the NFL option is ridiculously expensive (like 270 US dollars for a season pass) and we ended up finding a live feed from some US TV station that was broadcasting online "ESPN en Espanol." So for about 15 minutes we had things like:
"Brett Farve lleva el balón y evita la defensa. Él mira hacia el campo. Coger! Corre! El bloques! Anoto! ¡Touchdown! No lo puedo creer! Celebración! Undelay, undelay, Él es el ratón más rápido de todo México!"
Then that site went down. It said there was a server overload, which makes me think that every other NFL fan in China was having to listen to Brett Farve slice up his old team in Spanish as well. The only other thing we could do was go to nfl.com and watch the game represented in animated arrows and lines on a green rectangle. We did this for over two hours, wildly cheering or shouting when a line moved a fraction of an inch. I'm sure the staff there thought we were crazy. I can imagine how the conversation among two waiters went...
Ping: "You should have been here earlier today. Six foreigners came in around 730 this morning and wanted to make sure we had that American sports station on TV."
Li: "That's not unusual. Anything good on?"
Ping: "Kyoto University rowing. Ladies' team."
Li: "Oooh, I heard they're really good this year. Can't wait till they compete against the Chinese universities. That's going to be interesting."
Ping: "Yeah, it will be. But boy, you should have seen the Americans. They were not happy.”
Li: "Hmm. Can’t please everyone. So what did they end up doing?"
Ping: "Well after ordering a LOT of coffee. They all squished in one booth and tried to get as close as possible to this laptop on the table. Didn’t care about anything else. Just sitting there watching what looked like very slow, choppy TV.”
Li: “Huh. That’s stupid. Why watch TV on a computer when we have our big screen?”
Ping: “Yeah, well they really got into this one I tell you. I watched a bit of it when I dropped off yet another espresso and it looked odd. This man was all dressed up wearing purple, he got this squished ball from this other guy wearing purple, but it didn’t look like a ball, you see, and then a lot of guys wearing yellow came running after him. I figured they wanted the ball too, and he panicked, so he got rid of it and threw it.”
Li: “Wow really?”
Ping: “Yeah, only the yellow guys were a LOT bigger than the first purple guy. And as soon as he threw the ball, the yellow guys hit him hard and knocked him down. Some other random guy, apparently didn’t learn the lesson from the last guy that in this game ball equals pain, caught the thing in the air and he too got knocked flat, but at least he held on to it longer than the little purple guy. Even looked like he might get away from them for a few seconds.”
Li: “The guy that caught it…was he wearing yellow or purple?”
Ping: “Purple. It looked like a yellow guy was going to catch it after the purple guy threw it away one time, and boy the Americans were UPSET. Awful vocal they were about that one.”
Li: “So they stayed there the whole day watching this sport?”
Ping: “No. Weirdest thing. After about 20 minutes or so, there was no more purple or yellow guys anymore, and the same image was stuck on the screen and all six of them were talking at once faster and faster. Finally, they had a rectangle on the screen. Green with white lines and there was orange arrows and lines everywhere. Lots and lots of numbers too. When this came up, I tell you….they DID NOT MOVE. Not an inch. It was like time stood still for them, as they were glued to that laptop.
Li: “Weird. What do you think was going on?”
Ping: “No idea. Every few minutes, the little arrow would go forth half an inch or two and then they would just jump and shout like they did earlier for a second and then go right back to staring at it. They did this for over an hour, man!”
Li: “over an hour? You’ve got to be kidding me! It must have been another type of game. Maybe a shape game or math game or something. But I can’t believe that could hold anyone’s attention for over an hour”
Ping: “I’m telling you it did. Maybe even two. One time the little arrow shot ahead in two big bursts and then after a pause started going the other way. Boy, they were happy then. After a while, when the arrows stopped moving altogether, the one with the laptop shut it down and they all left, pretty happy.”
Li: “With the possible exception of basketball, I will never understand American sports! But they sure take it passionately!”
Fuqing coming in to backroom: “Hey guys, anyone know if ESPN’s gonna air the West Ham – Millwall soccer match? Some British guys are out front and want to know.”
Saturday, October 10, 2009
Thank you
Wednesday, October 7, 2009
Stair Master from Hell!
NewsFromDan Photobucket Album
Friday, October 2, 2009
Silk Street
into TIP. This ensures that they get great prices for what they want without having to worry about being ripped off during the negotiation phase
of buying and it gives her business. This also help me establish what is called "guan xi." In China, it's not what you know that gets things done, but largely
who you know and how good of a relationship you have with them. This is guan xi. Guan xi is used in thousands of ways for thousands of circumstances, but in this case
guan xi enables me to get a better price than most people would. For instance, suppose the silk scarves this woman is selling cost her 50 yuan each. If a complete stranger comes to her and asks how much, she will probably start off at around 700 yuan and then negotiations would ensue with (depending on the skill of the bargainer) an agreement around two or three hundred yuan or so. However, because I bring this woman customers and because I am her friend, I have built up guan xi with her. Thus, today Sarah and Abby were able to get pure silk scarves for 90 yuan each. This would be impossible for someone who has not spent the time and effort to build up guan xi with the vendor. sarah and Abby bought a few more things there as well, and when she found out it was my birthday, she gave us a free gift of a small cashmere table accessory. Negotations would have started out at over 300 yuan for this free item.
Her brother runs a stall nearby that sells exquisite men's clothes, including very formal traditional silk Chinese shirts. While Sarah and Abby were haggling it out for one last item, I wandered over to his shop and my eye caught a very handsome
silk shirt that is navy blue with intricately embroidered gold dragons down the front. As I was looking it over, the brother said in pretty fair English for me to try it on. So as I was slipping into it, he told me "you always make my sister so happy when you come and bring new business."
We talked for a little more and as I was admiring the shirt, he pulled out a calculator (the preferred way to negotiate) and said "normally, I would charge this amount for that shirt" and he typed in 1,175. It is a well loved trick by vendors to go down in price maybe 50 yuan and then put on a big production about how much they went down so i was expecting this while trying to figure out how to tell him I could not pay over a thousand yuan for a shirt. However, he quickly typed in 270. I was incredibly shocked by this massive drop in price and he delicately hinted that it was the base price and only for me only because of my specialrelationship with his family's shops. This is guan xi paying off. To understand how meaningful this is, you have to understand a little something about how the silk market works. Every vendor is on commission and if he or she fails to sell a single thing on any given day, their base pay is just ten yuan. About a buck and a half. To them, the phrase "another day, another dollar" is a scary incentive of what will happen if you don't make a sell. So to take a bath like they did today, by drastically underselling the merchandise and evengiving some away is a huge cut into their paycheck, and it meant that would have to work that much harder for the rest of the day. Pretty hard to do considering there is another 20 or so stalls selling the exact same thing. Granted, they've more than made up the losses in the business that I've brought them over the past few months, but still, I was very impressed. If I had been completley fluent in Chinese and an expert on silk and cashmere, but a complete stranger to them, I still would not have gotten the treatment I got today. It pays to be a friend.
Tuesday, September 29, 2009
Payday!

Go ahead and grab a stack!

Our "accounting department"

That's 68,000 RMB....Roughly ten thousand US dollars.
Sunday, September 20, 2009
Addendum to Earlier Post
Thursday, September 17, 2009
National Day Invitation
This year marks sixty years since the founding of "New" China, and large scale preperations are well underway for a massive celebration. Think something along the lines of Olympic Opening Ceremony last year and you're getting close. Despite personal feelings on the matter, it is still quite exciting to be here during this time. It got even more exciting a few days ago when our organization was invited by the government to commemorate this event at the Great Hall of the People and be representative of all the foreign workers in China at the celebrations. This is an astounding honor and one that has all of us pretty excited. Your average Chinese citizen will never see the Great Hall (which is similar to our Capitol) in real life, let alone ever dream about being invited inside. Honor guards stand ramrod straight all along the perimeter twenty fours a day seven days a week, rain or shine. Imagine the guards at the tomb of the Unknown Soldier in Arlington doing that around the US Capitol and thats what happens at the Great Hall of the People.

Saturday, September 12, 2009
Haidian English Service
Friday, September 11, 2009
Fall in Beijing

The entire sky looked like this from one horizon to the next

Monday, September 7, 2009
New Session and Orientation
Truth in Advertising
Saturday, September 5, 2009
Let's Have a Staff Meeting to Plan More Staff Meetings!
Anyway, I would not have had time to post with all the Staff Meetings going on lately. My schedule has been full of nothing but staff meetings to finalize training for the new year longs and prepare a new schedule for a new part of campus, as well as preparations for TIP branching out. This is my seventh session, so most of the stuff covered is familiar information. However, the staff meetings march on. Yesterday, I was in meetings for seven hours, today nine and a half altogether.
Monday, August 31, 2009
Well, that was a mistake....
Me "Welcome back, Dr. Yu. How was your trip?"
Dr. Yu "Ah. You are very lucky. You have been drafted."
Me "Excuse me, sir?"
Dr. Yu "You can help me for maybe 30 minutes." (Notice how that's not really a question.)
Me "Uh, I was actually heading out to dinner, but sure, I can help for a second..." (Mistake Number Two)
So myself and about four others like myself who were in the wrong place at the wrong time followed him up to his office. Ninety minutes and an entire office suite moved, including desks and file cabinets later, we were done. Dr. Yu took us all out to eat at a nice goose restaurant, which was better (at least cheaper, for me anyway) than where I was going.
Wednesday, August 26, 2009
New living area
Before in Building Six

Public "squatties"
New living space in Building Three

My own private Western bathroom!
I went for over 2 months using the squatties, so having a real throne to sit on....its just indescribable!
Monday, August 24, 2009
Nap Time
Please excuse the delay...
Monday, August 10, 2009
More Pictures from Yuan Ming Yuan
Saturday, August 8, 2009
Yuan Ming Yuan park

The entrance to the park

Close up of ruins

All that remains of what once was a bridge.

Vast lily pond.

A recreation of how an ancient bridge looked.
I have a few more pics that I'll put up when I can, but right now I think the Internet is going to die on me, so I'll leave it at these for now.
Tuesday, August 4, 2009
Apple + China Mobile = Pain
Monday, August 3, 2009
You Don't See This Everyday...

Thursday, July 30, 2009
"The Church in China is ONE!"
Comments by Dr. Don Snow in regards to the state of the church, both perceived and otherwise.
Disclaimer: This article may be hazardous to longstanding firmly held beliefs, particularly by Westerners
When Western media write about the Protestant church situation in China, there is a strong tendency to assume that Chinese Christians fall into one or the other of two distinct and divided camps. One camp is variously referred to as “Three-Self churches,” Christian Council churches, registered churches, official churches, or even government churches. The other camp is referred to as unregistered churches, house churches, or underground churches. Along with this neat binary division all too often comes a Manichean tendency to associate one camp with darkness and the other with light – which is which depending on the presuppositions of the observer.
When talking with people about Christianity in China, I find this binary, good guy/bad guy framework to be one of the biggest obstacles. Granted, people often need to simplify when dealing with the unfamiliar, but I find this particular framework so overly simplified that it often forces people to shoehorn a particular group of Christians into a category that doesn’t really fit them, generating more misunderstanding than insight. I feel we need to approach the task of trying to understand Christian groups in China with a somewhat more nuanced – if still over-simplified framework that has at least the five categories below.
Category 1: Churches associated with the China Christian Council (CCC) and Three-Self Patriotic Movement (TSPM)
- They are legally registered with the government.
- They are affiliated with the CCC/TSPM, hence belong to a loose but nation-wide organization.
- These are generally urban churches with church buildings and many have professionally trained clergy.
- They make up the backbone of a nation-wide organization that has achieved much since churches were officially allowed to re-open in 1979, including
- Recovery of old church buildings and building of new churches;
- Opening of seminaries and Bible schools;
- Running of lay training courses;
- Publishing of Bibles and Christian literature;
- Sponsorship of public works of compassion, both through individual churches and through organizations such as the Amity Foundation;
- Last but not least, giving the church a public presence.
However, this part of the church community is also burdened to some extent by the legacy of excesses from the 1950s, and its officially recognized status involves it in a relationship with the government which also at times gives rise to accusations of inappropriate government influence.
Category 2: Meeting points related to the Christian Council
- These are groups which meet in homes of other non-church structures, yet are legally registered.
- They are usually led by elders rather than professionally trained clergy.
- They are often affiliated with a larger church from Category 1, above, which provides them at least occasionally with the services of professionally trained clergy.
- These are usually in cities, surrounding suburbs or towns, rather than villages.
- Some of these eventually grow to the point that they build their own church and move into Category 1.
Many Westerners are under the mistaken impression that all groups meeting in homes are unregistered, hence presumably underground. This simply isn’t so. There are many gray areas in Christian life in China, and I find discussion of this category a good place to point out that many Chinese Christians who attend registered churches or meeting points may also have contact with unregistered Christian groups. In fact, in some places division between registered and unregistered groups is minimal, and there is a fair amount of interaction and mutual support between them.
Category 3: “Semi-denominations”
This is my term for groups that have a distinct identity that distinguishes them from other Protestant Christians. Some of these groups are based on denominations that originated outside China, such as the Seventh-Day Adventists or even Methodists. Others are indigenous Chinese denominations such as the Little Flock, True Jesus Church, or Jesus Family. They relate to other Christian groups in a variety of ways.
- Even though they retain a sense of their denominational distinctiveness, they are sometimes integrated into churches that are not of their denomination, worshipping alongside Christians of other traditions.
- In other cases they hold their own separate meetings in churches that also have services held by other Christians.
- In some cases they have their own churches, i.e. churches in which most or all people attending are members of the group in question.
The reason I find it useful to stress the existence of this category has to do with the assumption that churches in China are all post-denominational. In one sense this assumption is true – many Christians in China have no sense of belonging to some denominational grouping, and the Christian Council does not recognize denominations. However, we also need to recognize that there are Christians in China who do have a sense of belonging to more distinct – and at times exclusive – groupings.
Category 4: (Defiantly) unregistered groups
These are groups that have made a clear choice not to register with the government or to associate with the CCC/TSPM – the groups often called “house churches” or “underground churches” (though these terms can be misleading). They generally have the following characteristics:
- They are usually urban rather than rural.
- They often have leaders who have been Christians a long time, hence may have a legacy of grievances against the government of TSPM reaching back to the 1950s.
- Christians in these groups are sometimes arrested by government authorities.
It is this category that accounts for most reports of persecution of Christians in China. However, more often than not, meetings of these groups are not directly interfered with, despite the fact that their gathering times and meeting places are often at best a half-kept secret.
What distinguishes these groups most is the fact that they are unwilling to register with the government or affiliate with the CCC/TSPM. There are several possible reasons for this:
- Some want to avoid the possibility of government interference or restrictions on their activities.
- Some do not want to be associated with groups of Christians who do not entirely share their theological beliefs.
- Some feel that churches should have not interaction with government at all. (This strain of thought derives in part from the teaching of Wang Mingdao, a well-known Chinese pastor through much of the 20th century.)
- Sometimes leaders of these groups have had personal conflicts with Christians in registered groups, and have dealt with the conflict by splitting off.
Category 5: Rural Christian groups
One of the fastest growing segments of church life in China is found in the countryside among Christian groups that do not fit neatly into any of the categories above. These groups:
- Are in villages in the countryside, hence often far away from organized Christian life in town and cities;
- Many consist largely of “young Christians,” people who have not been Christians more than a decade or so, and perhaps much less;
- Tend to be run by strong lay leaders, often the Christians around which the group originally formed. While these leaders may have been Christians longer than others in the group, even their Christian experience may not reach back more than a decade or so;
- Are often not “underground” – their meetings are publicly known;
- Are not registered – but not necessarily because they oppose registration. Rather, registration may be a “city” concept they know little about or which has little meaning for them;
- Likewise, while they may not be affiliated with the CCC/TSPM, they may not be opposed to such affiliation either. How much they do or do not relate to CCC/TSPM is in such matters as providing Bibles or sending clergy out for baptisms, communion, and so forth.
This is probably the category of Christians in which the most rapid growth is taking place – after all, the overwhelming majority of China’s population lives in the countryside. However, it is also the segment of church life viewed with the most concern, at least by Christians in the cities. The main problem is that even the leaders of these groups may have had relatively little formal Christian training and may not even have a very strong understanding of the Bible. The fact that they are relatively cut off from other parts of the church body makes it relatively easy for unusual ideas and practices, or even heresies, to take root (although problems with heresy are by no means confined to the countryside).
This segment of church life is sometimes lumped by outside observers together with the “defiantly unregistered” groups in Category 4, in part to support the argument that most Christians in China meet in unregistered groups. However, these rural Christians are quite different from “underground” groups in urban areas, and do not fall into the same category.
The discussion above may seem a bit dry, even academic, not least because I have tried to avoid falling into the “good guy/bad guy” mode. I would concede that there is a time and a place for Christians to make value judgments. However, I feel the first step is to understand, and that the framework proposed above may be helpful in explaining the situation of the church in China in a way that is understandable yet not overly distorted.